If any of you are looking for a birthday or Christmas gift for me at some point, this would be an excellent choice:

New for locker room celebrations: The Champagne Super Soaker ($459) https://t.co/pJvlNeFEil (H/T@Ryan_Pfefferoni) pic.twitter.com/2m6i9b4HSn

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 17, 2016